Startups, I just give up on you for today.
Because after whatever happened in this fustercluck of a story, the office arrival of these creepy dolls that some company made of co-editor Eric Eldon, Susan Hobbs and me (mine is wearing a Hillary Clinton-esque pantsuit) and this pitch I just received calling me old, I think we should all just take a break for a second here and rethink our core purpose and meaning in life.
If anyone needs me, I will be donning my real-life pantsuit and applying to this CELEBRITY KITTY CAT SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING position.
Because clearly the Internet world needs more junk in it.
