Bow Before The Crovel: Combination Shovel, Crowbar, Hammer, Machete

10:14 PM PDT · May 2, 2011

Sweet baby Grylls. This “Crovel” tool is absolutely monstrous. Its patent-pending hardened steel shape is alternately sharp, grippy, heavy, and jagged. The rope grip even detaches to form… you know, rope.

$85? I’ll take ten, please.

[via Uncrate and Gizmodo]

Topics

Hardware, Headline, manly things, tools, wtftag

When you purchase through links in our articles, we may earn a small commission. This doesn’t affect our editorial independence.

Devin Coldewey

Story Accelerator

Former TechCrunch editor now telling space stories at The Aerospace Corporation.

View Bio

Loading the next article

Error loading the next article

Topics

More from TechCrunch

Bow Before The Crovel: Combination Shovel, Crowbar, Hammer, Machete

Tesla will stop making the Cybertruck in 2027

Claude can now analyze your spending with its new Personal Finance tool

Data centers are turning to old jet engines as the wait for power grows

New York City’s Mamdani criticizes Madison Square Garden owner over surveillance tech

Anthropic warns that it’s very close to RSI capability, aka self-building AI

New York Times and other outlets sue web browser Brave over alleged content scraping

Ninja’s first-ever microwave just replaced two of my kitchen appliances at once

Bow Before The Crovel: Combination Shovel, Crowbar, Hammer, Machete

Most Popular

Tesla will stop making the Cybertruck in 2027

Claude can now analyze your spending with its new Personal Finance tool

Data centers are turning to old jet engines as the wait for power grows

New York City’s Mamdani criticizes Madison Square Garden owner over surveillance tech

Anthropic warns that it’s very close to RSI capability, aka self-building AI

New York Times and other outlets sue web browser Brave over alleged content scraping

Ninja’s first-ever microwave just replaced two of my kitchen appliances at once