This is the Osbon ErecAid Vacuum Therapy System. This machine makes your pee pee work better when you take oral medication like Cialis, Viagra, or tequila. It looks like a log. It is a penis pump. This is a serious problem facing millions of men. I am trying not to write anything funny, because in my advanced age even my old Mr. Thunderprobe is having a little trouble recently. Not becoming turgid, mind you, but when I exercise… I am very conflicted about writing this post. I am going to stop writing now.
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John Biggs is a writer, consultant, programmer, former East Coast Editor and current contributing writer for TechCrunch. He writes mainly about technology, cryptocurrency, security, gadgets, gear, wristwatches, and the internet. After spending his formative years as a programmer, he switched his profession and became a full-time entrepreneur andwriter. His work has appeared in the New York Times, Laptop, PC Upgrade, Surge, Gizmodo, Men’s Health, InSync, Linux Journal, Popular Science, Sync, and he has written a book called Black Hat: Misfits, Criminals, and Scammers in the Internet Age.
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